55 gallon lube on amazon.com

Do I really even need to write anything?  Let me just give you a minute to let your own imagination catch up, and let you start laughing on your own.  this is not exactly heavy lifting for a humorist. I read the reviews. They were ok. Kind of what you’d expect,  Need a larger size,  turned my house into a slip and slide, very popular at the XYZ prison.  But, I mean, WOW.   Really?
>

There were a few other things about this that caught my eye however.  “Customers who viewed this item also viewed” (wait for it)
1. Large vinyl gender neutral Asian doll
??????
3.  Gray wolf bacculum, teaching equality replica.  What’s a bacculum? And what about lube would make you think of one.?  “The baculum (also penis bone, penile bone or os penis) is a bone found in the penis of many placental mammals. It is absent in humans, but present in other primates, such as the gorilla and chimpanzee. The bone aids sexual intercourse by maintaining sufficient stiffness during sexual penetration.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum. Wolf??????
.  
4.  Goatee shaver – the goatee shaver template, (or, if you’ve got a sIlence of the lambs fetish to go along with your new $1200 of lübe, here you go

5.  Star Wars R2-D2 Robot Juniors White Costume Tank Top Shirt.  Now, normally, this might say nerd to you, but when combined with the 55 gal tub of lübe, this is a gal I want to meet.  

6. Body bag, disaster bag. By all mortuary funeral and cremation supplies.
. Can we spell S.E.R.I.A.L K.I.L.L.E.R??!!
7. Ferraro Nutella made in Italy, giant 11 lb jar.
. He’ll, if ya got 55 gals of lube, ya might as well have 11 lbs of Nutella, to make it a damn PAR TAY!!!!
AAAANNND I THINK I’m gonna wrap it up with this one, which says it all I think….
8. Handmade Cthulhu Ski Mask made with 20% egg protein yarn – fits adult male

Actually, I’m thinking about getting the girlfriend the R2D2 tank top tee shirt.