After much thought, I’ve come up with the same answer to the question of, “can you be a heterosexual male and be married?” Maybe. What launched me into this line of philosophical inquiry, you ask? Dale’s choreography to this song. Take a minute to get in the “mood” before I describe the “fitness” routine for […]
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For the last two Saturdays, even though I have my spot in the VERY back of the class, I’ve had a clear view of the mirror. Good News: I really am getting the hang of both the foot work and the arm work. Bad News: I look more ridiculous doing it right than I did, […]
I was waiting for Zumba to start this morning, and Alpha no ! walks in with a Black Helmet on. I grab my keys and phone and start heading for the door. “Where you going?”, Dale asked. “I’m leaving,” I said. “If whatever you’re doing today involves helmets, I’m outta here”. Alpha no one, said […]
Rendered speechless by this event and completely flummoxed by where to begin, I’ll start at the beginning. It all began, innocently enough, with Dale’s Facebook post that read: Z U M B A ……. the 4th of July! Celebrate Freedom, Choice, and Opportunity! Work off your holiday before the holiday begins…. Creative Spark, Mt. Pleasant […]
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Zumba and the Mt Pleasant Senior Center
Dale, the Norse Goddess of Zumba and Tango, suggested I sign up for the Mt Pleasant (Yes, I live in a place called “Mt Pleasant”. Apparently in the 1700’s “Mt Quiver” didn’t get past the Puritans) Senior Center so I could take her Zumba Class Monday through Friday from 8 am to 9 am. Now, […]
Driving over to the Isle of Palms I was behind a Chevy Cruze with the license plate “05 Lbs”. Clearly a sign the universe was laughing at me. Logically I knew out of context, this could mean anything. I considered following the car and beating the answer out of the driver with a tire iron, […]